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(Steph, i thought i'd take the initiative to do the list, since we had such a good time thinking about it..)

Attention Prospective Male (and Female) Sleep-mates--for lack of a better term--:

The following list is composed not only for my peace of mind, but to warn you about my neurotic, annoying and possibly disgusting sleeping habits. Hilarity ensues, i assure you, but everything about to be mentioned, has been (unfortunately) witnessed by previous sleepmates in utter disgust, then relayed to me, the next morning, thus rendering me shocked and moreso embarrassed. Also, this list serves as an apology, as i cannot stop nor control my body while i'm half unconcious. you have been warned..

1)i snore, especially if i'm under any influences and/or sick.
2)i am a mouth breather, meaning i breathe really loud, not in a sexual way.. just loud.
3)i move around constantly, you may be kicked, punched, and/or shoved out of the bed at any moments notice.
4)i am a blanket and pillow hog. i will steal every bit of warmth from you body in order to accomodate my own comfort.
5)sometimes i pass wind. deal with it.
6)i talk in my sleep. if i mention you or anyone you know and you hint a bit of remorse or bitterness in my voice, please don't take it personally.
7)if i on the contrary, do not mention your name, don't take it personally.
8)my feet are usually cold, so if my toes go into any crevace that they shouldn't take it as a compliment that i'm comfortable enough to put them there.
9)i sleep walk, and on occasion will wake up on the couch or toilet, or somewhere else that is clearly not my bed.
10)i sleep eat. enough said.
11)i am known to have full out conversations whilst semi-concious. i will not remember them in the morning. don't expect me to.
12)sometimes i strip. i will go to bed full clothed and wake up nearly naked.. this is not implying anything sexual. sometimes i just get hot.
13)i drool, especially if i'm drunk and/or sick.
14)i like to take up the entire bed. i might end up on top of you.
15)i am a very heavy sleeper, so i will not hear or recognize any possible sleeping flaws you may have. humour me, pretend you don't either.
and lastly..
16)i am a horrible morning person, unless of course you offer coffee, then i will love you.


theres more, i know it.. feel free to add to this list